Guthrie, Grandma, & No Mention of Gaza

Here's what you missed yesterday, and a tease of what you'll get today...

My dudes, pro tip. Find yourself a group of guy friends who will wait for you like patient boyfriends while you try on clothes. As someone who has only ever been the patient boyfriend, I can’t highly recommend it enough.

Good morning, fellow prisoners and wardens of late stage capitalism! Today’s the big day! Black Friday, if you didn’t know, is the glue…